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"Barry Bond's Apology"
by Brian Phillips, edited by Matthew Miller
Rub this on your stomach,
swallow this at seven
o'clock.
I looked at myself
as a science experiment.
I hit baseballs for a living, and decided
— legal or
illegal, no limits —
to get better at hitting
baseballs. My mission.
Not defending
myself here. Just obsessed,
like
buying a castle in Germany back
in '92
as a tax shelter, a lab
there
worked with lightning,
worked with electricity,
mostly by moonlight.
My hunchback assistant,
Karlheinz.
He'd dig up the corpses,
recently hanged men to
dissect,
use their body parts. So
many bodies.
Through the night, sawing.
Mountains silhouetted in the
window.
We abandoned only when
villagers came
with torches. They threw
unhittable pitches.
'Steroids,' they called it.
'Unholy.'
'Against God's plan.'
I'd like to apologize.
My left arm belonged to a
murderer,
now I can't control it. Don't
come too close.
I once killed a man for his
eyeballs.
I'm so sorry.
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